Behold the Gates 

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.

1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)

Behold the Gates by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 25, 2009

Jabba the Gut 

Shockingly similar to "Jabba the Hut" from Star Wars, these obese creatures walk with a fat swagger down hallways. They have shirts that are probably two sizes too small and two inches too short, and their HUGE gut is hanging out all sides. They also smell like the inside of an anus...how they got this stinky? Simple, no showering for weeks. Also, Jabba the Guts are commonly known to grease up everything they touch. Especially keyboards.

Jabba the Gut gave Boba Fatt a gut job with his massive gut.

Jabba the Gut by Boba Fatt January 27, 2011

cock in the grass 

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

cock in the grass by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

shaking hands with the governor of love 

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

shaking hands with the governor of love by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

playing the gay card 

Entertainers in the public eye, who increasly advertise their particular sexual orientation in public, the more popular they become, are "Playing the gay card."

John Barrymore, who formally was not widely known as a homosexual now uses many opportunities to advertise the fact. He is often "playing the gay card."
Such people and there are many, must have previously believed that their sexual orientation may have been a hinderance in their careers. In reality, it hardly makes any difference to the general public who aren't that bothered. But continual reference to it gets boring.

playing the gay card by Doghouse Riley January 12, 2009

the game 

when a male tries to cover an entire urinal or multiple urinals in his own piss. this requires great aim and stamina.

i was playing the game the other day when some booner caught me. i only got four urinals.

the game by adam h March 1, 2005

the ghost

Dude u have it totally wrong, however clever it may be, thats wack, neway the ghost is executed during masturbation, or the art of solo sex. It works better if u dont get off for a few days. Then when ur jerkin n ur gettin ready to come u grab a cleenex and throw it evenly over ur tool n when u come it flies up n looks like a ghost. Works better when u have more to give(cum more) this can be done through temporarily or eat alot of cellary the night before as this can increase ur load size dramaticly

person one: Dude all those nights of celbacy finally paid off last night when i did the ghost.
Person 2: oh yea, how high did it measure?
Person 1: I'm not quite sure, how high is ur ceiling dude, its still up there.....ZING

the ghost by Ivegotamillionwaystoembaressuandurmom April 25, 2006