Pabst Blue Ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."

Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Kevin Gould May 12, 2008

blue ball

1. The world on which we (well, most of us) live. Earth.
2. (Big) blue ball, an instant messenger-themed web-forum

"We've all got to stick together here on this big blue ball"

by J_Dubb December 28, 2005

blue eyed boy

Some one can do no wrong, who is specially treated, especially by an authority figure.

"She won't tell me anything about that, Im her "blue eyed boy".

by Desired and Wanted November 29, 2013

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

pabst blue ribbon

The best beer that comes in a 30 rack.

Person 1:Dude, here's ten bucks get some beer.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Busch Light.
Person 2: Fuck that, I'm buying PBR?

All rejoice

by 13617 April 10, 2005

blue job

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009

blue screen of death

Also called blue screen of doom

The constant crashing of the older windows os' causing the user to scream, shout and pull their hair out and eventually can drive a user insane.

Upgrade to xp or go linux fools

by Silver Falcon May 13, 2004