blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

budget boob job

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't

He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.

by greensunset September 30, 2012

Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome

by Daman4836 January 15, 2023