Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material 🥰
by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022
Get the Jacob Day mug.Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.
Person one- “happy Garth day”
Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”
Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”
Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”
Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”
by anonymous March 6, 2022
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I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.
by Sexydimma March 10, 2015
Get the salad day mug.A horrendiously bad band that is nowhere close to being Punk Rock. Most of their fans fall into to the teenage girl category. If you want real Punk, listen to the Ramones, the Buzzcocks, maybe a bit of Misfits.
12 year old girl: Lyke omfg green day is so cool!!!111!
Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!
Person with real music tastes: *loads gun* Die!
by Zack February 16, 2005
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by Josesinho June 22, 2005
Get the Green day mug.A bunch of high gays who one morning got out of their bed after a long night of gangbanging each other and started a sad faggoty excuse for a rock band!
Green Day Merchandise(aka Horseshit) that is bought, will send the purchaser to hell.
Green Day Merchandise(aka Horseshit) that is bought, will send the purchaser to hell.
>Satan: Hello Ladies!Do you know why you're here?
>Dumb White Hos: uh...
>S: You're here because you own merchandise with 2 words that are synonymous to Horse Shit
>DWH: Snoop Doggy Dogg?
>S: Thats not 2.. fuck it.
>Dumb White Hos: uh...
>S: You're here because you own merchandise with 2 words that are synonymous to Horse Shit
>DWH: Snoop Doggy Dogg?
>S: Thats not 2.. fuck it.
by Good Charlotte May 2, 2005
Get the Green day mug.On the 9th of October there is a holiday called, "femboy day" on this day and only this day men have to wear feminine clothing and act like a female for a full day and femboys have to wear masculine clothing while also acting like a man all day.
If you are reading this all I have to say is, godspeed.
If you are reading this all I have to say is, godspeed.
by Femboy hater October 8, 2021
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