sloppy lunch

Someone who eats (or drinks?) cum for lunch.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you have for lunch?
Friend 2: I had a really sloppy lunch ;)

by jamalmother2318 June 13, 2022

sloppy pocket

when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours

"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"

by homunculuslarry June 13, 2022

Sloppy Flipper

A sexual act between two consensual humans involving a male or female receiving Oral sex at the same time as getting a Foot Job.

Bro, that girl over there gives the craziest sloppy flipper. I didnt even think it was possible!

by StrykeRay45 June 15, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When it’s so hot outside even your vagina gets hot and sweaty.

It’s so hot outside tonight I think every girl in Missouri has a sloppy Joe!

by CrazyGreenDragon June 16, 2022

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

sloppy sinatra

The act of eating Italian sub meat and spices out of your partners buttcheeks while they sing you Frank Sinatra tunes.

Man, Hali gave me one Sloppy Sinatra last night.

by Cuckboislim July 13, 2022

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022