Octo-piss

Ceremonial urination in which an Octopus is the target of multiple streams of female piss.

She truly enjoyed that Octo-piss.

He doesn't deserve to die, but He deserves an Octo-piss.

You are really starting to Octo-piss me off!

by Too Soon Jr. June 20, 2017

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turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 7, 2025

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Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021

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piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.

My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!

by Pawn of Sex August 21, 2016

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piss nation

a horrible twitter group chat. Its most distinguished members are

- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco

anon: literally no one cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.
maryam: we all hate piss nation ffs 😂😂

by i like eating cats June 11, 2020

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A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

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