Penis patrol

A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia

Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol

by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020

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Penis House

When You Stick Ones Penis In A Birdhouse

My Dick is for the birds so I'll put it in a Penis House

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

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kadens penis

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

by NizNut November 1, 2019

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when you stick your erect penis inside a bottle of beer, your micropenis will suddenly transform into a fatal penis, when you stick it inside women they die on impact, and you dont have to worry about child support cuz the bitch is dead

"C'mere bitch let me stick my fatal penis inside your asshole"

by the urban prophet August 31, 2020

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Penis Hygienist

Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.

Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!

by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

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penis twister

When a female has an extreamly tight vagina. A man twists his penis while it is it. If you do it right it should expand the lenght of the penis and give you and give both partners extreamly good pleasure. However this is very hard to do. And if you do it rong in some cases you will have to amputate the penis.

Penis twister

by handmasterpawn July 1, 2014

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