Grouch-Pouch

a hormonal man

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.

by xp!ora March 22, 2025

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Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.

After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.

by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025

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A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.

“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”

by sicklife444 April 10, 2025

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Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.

I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.

by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025

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Coin pouch

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26

Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust

by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025

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