A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.
by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006
Get the jack disease mug.Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!
Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...
Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*
Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...
Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*
Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by Nathaniel Reebus November 3, 2007
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Get the Dirty Jack mug.Disgusting fucking cockroach filled dump where illegal immigrants work in order to pay their rent. Their meat is filled with bones, and the food smells like the mexican workers' body order. The oil is toxic and will make you sick. The place smells like they are buring flesh and turning it into oil.
by dfsdgfsgfghsdfgh December 28, 2005
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Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
by jackshit March 5, 2008
Get the jack shit mug.something scene kids say to make fun of people they think aren't hardcore enough to hang out with.
poser, fake, etc.
poser, fake, etc.
"yo xmattx did you see dylan with that horse the band shirt on?!"
"yeah bro, he's a total new jack! he probably listens to fall out boy."
"yeah bro, he's a total new jack! he probably listens to fall out boy."
by jeniferrr August 24, 2006
Get the new jack mug.more commonly known as "musaholic" Jack Rose simply means a teenage boy or girl that cannot stop associating things with the band "MUSE"
by Princess Consuela Bannana Hammok August 22, 2004
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