crow moment

a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason

this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment

by fartsniffer241 March 30, 2024

McDowell Moment

When one tries to gaslight someone to get involved with their feelings through use of vague plans and prayer stating it comes from God.

Boy: "I have been praying and am feeling that God is wanting us to be together."

Girl: "Are you sure about that? I feel like your having your McDowell Moment."

by Mr. Big Small PP December 07, 2023

Gracie moment

Being extremely forgetful about the most random things, but having extreme knowledge for useless facts.

I couldn’t remember how to tie my shoelace earlier, I had such a bad Gracie moment!

by EXO OW July 29, 2024

Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Academic Clicking Moment

Also known as a ACM. It occurs when you’re in an otherwise boring class. All of a sudden, you become interested in what’s going on, leading you to complete your work faster and sometimes wishing that you had more.

Joshie was in health class when he induced an academic clicking moment learning about the heart.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 24, 2023

Sonicman Moment

When your computer has technical difficulties when playing a video game or Your Computer Bluescreens

Guy A: Oh fuck my computer blue screened
Guy B: Damn that’s a Sonicman Moment

by SonicMona March 23, 2021