Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.
-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
by JCjenny December 10, 2010
Get the ninja dicked mug.by theman1694 April 17, 2010
Get the Weasal Dick mug.Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you
by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016
Get the Cracker Dick mug.When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013
Get the dick implosion mug.Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.
Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.
Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".
Must be inspirational.
Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.
Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".
Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
Get the quick dick mug.I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.
When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
by Curlynanner May 23, 2018
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