No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.

No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.

by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023

No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.

No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

body boner

when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like

i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner

by Katinator January 21, 2024

Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024

Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023

Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.

Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.

by Miller Perry November 17, 2023