Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

Motor Blow job

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.

Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.

by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019

Rim Prop Job

The act of giving a Rim Job while acting as a prop, a part of a theatrical stage.

You go bend over that fake rock on stage and I'll give you a Rim Prop Job during the intermission.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Good mo-job

When one wakes up to someone performing falatio on them, a Good morning blow job.

Friend: Hey you're glowing today!

Guy: My girlfriend gave me a sweet Good mo-job this morning.

Friend: Fuck yeah, that the way to start the DAY!

by brolyss360 November 5, 2013

service job revenge

The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job

There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014