wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass

"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."

by Niznet January 17, 2024

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023

Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina

I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.

by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025

Wet

When someone is down bad

If your friend keep looking and and stalking a girl you can say

Your wet right now

by John Adam’s March 30, 2024

Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.

1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."

by Kill_Billdogg March 22, 2005