alex blanco

an ugly guy that annoys everyone

omg alex blanco you annoy me stop talking to me

by thereal mann September 24, 2019

june & alex

an iconic couple; relationship goals. a relationship everyone is jealous of.

arlo: wow june & alex are so cute together
becky: omg! true!

by chasingatlantic February 04, 2018

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 09, 2019

mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

alex cole

an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once

omg! Have you tried the Alex cole ? It will change your life forever

by sometimes I eat poo December 30, 2020

alex afrasiabipour

an amazing guy who is usually shorter than his girlfriend. he has great taste in music and cars, but only seems to wear adidas. he will most likely be found in whoville.

wow, did you see alex afrasiabipour over there?

yeah, he was walking to his house in whoville.

by grackers May 08, 2021