Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025

this is when someone records a viral post and doesnt include the original creator of the post that went plasma viral, and steal all their content. the punishment is the worst death possible instantly. otherwise the creator dont mind you making him more famous and loving him, but if no one knows its him, whats the point?
he wanted to steal that guy content so he would get rich instead of him and make him homeless and die, what a plasma viral law breaker.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."
First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.
First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.
Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."
by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma September 6, 2012

The law will never know what hit them when we all become law abiding citizens.
v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.
v. Lylah just lawed all over the place when Coco disliked the taste of his morning Herbal Tea.
by NaughtySiren December 17, 2018

An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
