Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole

I blew a wet ass fart in your mom

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub

Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.

by Bubbanigwad August 29, 2018

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

pus wet

When trying to make your hair look wet.

I've been using all sorts of products but I just can't get my pus wet.

by Kilkillakam January 06, 2017

Wet Maraca

When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure

thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.

by SantaaClaus August 04, 2024

Wet dreamers

Guys who base every aspect of their lives around trying to get laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

by Lickmytaint May 10, 2024

Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

by Lickmytaint May 10, 2024