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Coolsville Sucks

Verb. To have one's words be used out of context for devious or unjust purposes. Often a practice of biased media sources, pundits, podcast hosts, etc.

Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:

"I think Coolsville sucks!"
by S. Strides May 18, 2024
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The suck for caf

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz
Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine
by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023
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Suck me

billy:i hate you
josh:suck me then
by #Suckmydickboy October 6, 2021
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Suck and cluck

When a man is about to ejaculate and say cock a doodle you and holds the females head on his dick and donsent let go until she is throwing up cum
Man I got a good suck and cluck last night
by Monica😉 April 20, 2018
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suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.
by David November 16, 2004
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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
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Bubble-suck

drinking with a straw until the 'sucking' sound is heard
I drink until the bubble-suck sound is loud enough to turn heads
by CALBOY1 June 18, 2019
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