nigatize me captain

nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.
thomas - fuck , if only i were black.

joe - well then call the captain.

thomas - nigatize me captain
by dirty penis November 17, 2007
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To set me free

Break up with or reject. Often used in situations wear an unbearable tension or anxiety comes in play for one of the two actors of the relationship.
A: Every time I look at you, I realize I love you so much, but you don't seem to love me back. Every time you look at me, its like I'm expecting you to set me free already. I've had enough, but you need to break me down yourself!
by gamzia October 08, 2012
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make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."
Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.
by zabazuve-ha November 11, 2007
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cell me about it

When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.
Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!

Laura: cell me about it!
by Carl Van December 21, 2009
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Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.
Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.
by Z-Mo April 10, 2008
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Don't sweat me

1. Don't worry about me
"Hey, are you gonna do your homework?"
"Man, don't sweat me".
by kylevondoom April 25, 2010
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piss me off

A : What did u do last night?
B : I enjoyed movie with my boyfriend.
A : you REally piss me off
B : piss me off?
by farmbeach0510 May 13, 2007
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