douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 12, 2021
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Douche Shot

A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
by smokes420 March 30, 2011
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Douche Chills

A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche
With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills
by Jackabeee February 03, 2020
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Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
WJacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here
by Julz London April 10, 2022
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Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
Jacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here
by Julz London April 10, 2022
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Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022
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