the act of sticking a jackhammer up ones ass-hole and or pussy. most common on construction sites
DO NOT TRY IF U HAVE HEART PROBLEMS
DO NOT TRY IF U HAVE HEART PROBLEMS
by rstlrkn September 26, 2008

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.
by D43M0N July 7, 2010

by sajamie81 January 13, 2011

A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner
by dumb baby bicht April 6, 2020

by tennis star ham March 25, 2011

The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.
by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019

by Lockdown 2020 March 30, 2020
