Dirty Mom

The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.
MAN 1: Have you ever heard of anyone giving someone the Dirty Mom.

MAN 2: Nope.
by djclauseinthehouse March 18, 2019
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dirty alisa

when a strap on snaps off in his ass and you get to grab it with a pair of tongs while dolly parton is playing and the toddler you are babysitting watches
ava: yo, I just got fired from babysitting after I did a dirty alisa with my man
jack: girl that sucks
by mommysmilkers February 22, 2021
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Dirty Captain

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.
I gave that ho the dirty captain!
by D43M0N July 06, 2010
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dirty anais

The badddest best sex parter ever. Knows how to get it down. Some call her the head master....
Romane: “how was meeting that guy on the weekend?”
Anais: “So good man she pulled a dirty Anais! HAHAHAH
by Beefy_slaps69 June 02, 2020
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Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
by Mr_Furious April 05, 2009
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dirty neligan

When, durignn a sexual intercourse, the female bites the scrotal sack of the male. When the male ejaculates, he does so in the female's hair, successfully giving them a dirty neligan. Can also apply to gay male couples.
I gave Kevin a dirty neligan last night. It was wonderful.
by omgstevethepirate October 11, 2005
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Dirty Maddi

Massive hoe with some big ass titties but she’s a total bitch and the only time she’s quiet is when there’s a cock in her mouth
“Damn that girls a real dirty maddi
“My girlfriend has big titties but she’s a total bitch! Guess you could call her a dirty maddi”
by Xx__baddie April 19, 2020
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