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bean
a fun girl, who is the most oblivious person you will ever meet.
she will always walk into walls, and is extremely clumsy.
has a good heart, but is the thickest person on the planet.
if you find a bean, keep her close. for she will make your life better.
Shes still an idiot though.
your such a bean!
i love my bean, she's always there for me.
ugh don't be a bean!
bean by unknowncandy007 September 8, 2019
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BEAN DAY 

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.
Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"
BEAN DAY by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019

BeanBlockz 

that one place where me and johnny built charles calvin with a peepee and got caitlyn banned
SORRY CAITLYN WERE SO SORRY BeanBlockz SORRY SORRY CAITLYN IM SO SORRY
BeanBlockz by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Bean Dirt 

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"
Bean Dirt by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021
A bean is a transgender male, who is in their mid 20s and jobless. A bean is smelly and hated by the masses, his only “friend” is a younger cousin. A bean also stays in the talking stage of a relationship for 5 plus years
Man Ben is such a bean.
Ah the bean energy is strong with this guy.
I smell a bean
Bean by Cholo7898 July 20, 2021
Bansri is a super Indian
bansri by Luna_Jay August 1, 2022

Bean Grill 

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her