Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Wet DJ

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.

For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-

by GenericEgg June 28, 2024

wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.

Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!

by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020