When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024
when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....
by lirpaydoc February 11, 2022
When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet
I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.
by KtwotheY October 28, 2017
The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
by Bloody Plow October 12, 2017