Douche

To douche - in the UK - is the act of rinsing the rectum with intent to clean it, typically by homosexual men and in preparation for anal sex

Excuse me, let me just go and douche!

by And. July 19, 2018

Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.

Martha is a douche

by MLGPure October 3, 2020

Douche Mecca

The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."

by NonPC Fox October 13, 2016

douche

A teacher at Moscow High School

Justice: "Hey, can you help me out?"
Mr. Clevenger: "Fuck off! I'm busy and I'm an adult who wears big boy pants! Respect my authority!!
Justice: "You don't have to be a douche about it.."

by T-cell22 May 11, 2016

douch mover

someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.

Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.

What a douch mover!

by Wachichi July 13, 2009

Douche bag

People who act like they know everything

Man all these people are douche bags

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009