guitar hero syndrome

The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.

"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."

by Torby December 26, 2008

Middle child syndrome

When a middle child - typically of a family of three kids who are close in age - feels left out or neglected.

Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.

Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative

In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.

(A real-life example of what happened to my younger sis, who suffers from middle child syndrome)

Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!

-1 1/2 yrs later-

Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>

-2 yrs later-

Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!

by Oldest July 19, 2009

porn deletion syndrome

PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.

Porn Deletion Syndrome.

by the_aenima July 19, 2010

George Bush Syndrome

George Bush Syndrome, also called GBS, an af flik tion for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a George Bush Syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

by Paul and Megan July 13, 2006

New Girl Syndrome

when a new girl arrives at an establishment, to work or school
she is immediately more attractive to a male
even if she isn't as hot as the other girls
due to that fact that she is new and seems more interesting

guy 1: woah im in love the new girl in our english class
shes so cute..i heard shes from new york too

guy 2: shes not even that hot bro
sounds like you got new girl syndrome

by mayne city February 19, 2009

Random Boner Syndrome

<Also known as R.B.S.>

An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.

"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."

"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."

"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.

by Booty McShakespeare March 9, 2009

Restless Balls Syndrome

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

by Oolagah December 18, 2011