Penis Grove

The tip of a transgenders “penis” and which is a nub.

Wow that “man” has a nice penis grove

by Bill robins July 20, 2020

penis linking

When 2 men staple there cocks together

Zach and Collin Penis linking

by AwesomeDude91 April 9, 2017

penis wobble

When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.

Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types

Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.

by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

Micro Penis

When ones balls hang lower than their penis

I heard joe has a micro penis

by Manthedrake February 23, 2020

Pine penis

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

by cracker slacker September 7, 2015