penis demon

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

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aidan's [penis]

aidan's penis is so small it doesn't exist

aidan's penis is not used, even in sentences

by fartasdf May 28, 2022

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Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

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penis fear

The fear of communicating with the male species simply because they may whip their penis out at any time. This may throw a woman off when a man spontaneously gets his junk out.

"Yeah she was talking to some guy in the club last night, but a real case of penis fear kicked in when he asked her if she wanted to go and see his flat"

"Dude i tried chatting her up, i think i gave her penis fear"

by Numanumayay October 13, 2013

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