monkey vagina

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.

Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.

by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.

Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.

by Kelephan September 10, 2011

monkey boy

A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.

Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.

by Organ grinder January 22, 2008

reverse spider monkey

This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.

We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.

by memphis sex fun March 14, 2009

monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.

I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.

by Gary May 1, 2003

porch monkey

racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

by BladeIII May 7, 2008

Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012