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Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021
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My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.
hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.
by a little laughter April 6, 2021
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They are full of it

Abbreviated T.F.O.I.; An expression that means one or more people are lying through their teeth about something
Quintin: I heard all of the politicians at the debate last night said they were going to reduce taxes. Isn’t that good news.
Eric: They are full of it. They’re just saying that to try to get you to vote for them. They are never going to keep their word on something like that.
by Vanguard 1998 December 10, 2021
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you made me full

usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.

often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said
person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”
by wowbella March 9, 2022
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Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period
She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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yellow water falls

when a guy has to piss really bad and sits on the top of the stairs and a girl sits behind him and uses her legs to squeeze his lower stomach until he totally pisses his pants. The pee flows like a water falls down the steps.
she squeezed the piss out of him at the top of the stone steps and it caused a yellow water falls.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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i am full of sandvich

Red heavy: “I am full of sandvich”
Blue heavy: “help me collect extra thicc ass”
by Pootis_Spencer May 24, 2022
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