cum gutters

When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.

Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"

by cobbnobbler January 20, 2010

Vac-cum

The mouth of a female
Aka: cum vacuum

Guy 1: I dont want my ejaculate matter to go to waste. What do I do?
Guy 2: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Guy 1: Oh yeah. I could use her vac-cum to get rid of it.

by undercover_Arab March 10, 2011

cum burger

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

by bal March 8, 2005

Cum Grits

The cum residue off a used dildo by improper cleaning.

Sally forgot to clean her dildo and now has left over goops of hardened cum all over it, otherwise known as cum grits.

by Guttertongue July 12, 2009

cum shaker

worker at a restaurant whose primary responsibility is to keep the cum from solidifying so patrons can enjoy fresh cum on their food.

Harvey's grandfather learned the value of money at a young age, working as a cum shaker during the summer months.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

Hot Cum

Freshly extracted semen from an alpha male

“Drip on those hunnies”
“What we drippin exactly”
“Hot Cum”

by MichaelPeen December 28, 2020

cum receptacle

Name for a man who eats too much cum and gets fucked up his ass one too many times. Also known to have STD's.

My cousin Sal is a cum receptacle.

by Sals gay nellie January 9, 2007