the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020

Cheese Cake

Anal version of a cream pie

I cheese caked your mom last night

by Big Daddy Cheese Cake May 2, 2020

Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020

LaGuess Cake

Mr. Laguess, a thunder thigh king with the ass of a delicious cake.

“Damn homie. Look at that *LaGuess cake*”

by Lixity August 5, 2020

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

Railway cake

When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.

Had me a the railway cake last night. Couldn't have asked for anything different.

by Main Shear November 4, 2020