double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

No butter

Straight and to the point; concise. No extra fat or fluff when making a point or during conversation.

“Just give it to me straight Jimmy, no butter bro.”

by G7373 May 18, 2025

Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.

Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?

by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

Mackerel butter

The art of enjoying the butter mackerel was cooked in

Graham enjoyed drinking mackerel butter from the tray

by Haggi baby June 5, 2018

WOW Butter And Jelly

The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....

"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"

by BradyWasHere December 5, 2019

trifle butter

The epitome of being all up in someone's shit.

"I hear Victor is getting fired. Let's go walk past his office." "DAMN! Stop being so nosy. You trifle butter hoe."

by TeaBeenDrank May 10, 2018