ass chili

much like turtle soup but darker and finer chucks of debris, accompanied by a burning bung hole. Usually produced after a heavy night of eating 7-11 food and drinking.

Dam where's the Prep-H? I just made some serious Ass Chili.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

Ass foam

The result of explosive diarrhea that looks like a root beer float once it lays to rest in the toilet.

That Mexican food we ate last night gave me such bad ass foam.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

Freightliner ass

Person with an ass as flat as the nose of a Freightliner truck

"That chick's freightliner ass was so flat, it reminded me of Spongebob Squarepants"

by RevNorm January 12, 2010

Ass Cheerio

The act of leaving a used condom in the anus of one's sexual partner (who received the anal sex) without him/her knowing the used condom has been left in the anus. Once the partner defecates the condom out to their surprise they have then found an Ass Cheerio.

After mediocre anal sex I left that bitch an Ass Cheerio to remember me by.

by The Dancing Mr. Bojangles May 10, 2011

two ass

When a person is so fat that they have a large bulbous fat deposit hanging over their genitalia which in turn looks like an ass in the front. Sometimes there is even a defined crack that runs all the way from the belly button to the lower back.

Hey, I hear you hooked up with old two ass last night. Man that chick is fat.

by shannon walls July 20, 2006

ass window

A small hole in a pair of jeans that would reveal a portion a person's behind if they happen to be wearing a thong or possibly less.

Did you see the ass window on her?

by Dean Stansbury as inspired by Jen Jud May 10, 2006