Zooted

To be fucked up, or to fuck up.

“Dude your so crossed are you ok?”
“Man I’m so Zooted right now, I don’t even know.”

by clinicaly gay January 29, 2019

Zooted

Way beyond being Under the influence of marijuana

“Bro im so zooted rn”

by Kimbo727 October 16, 2019

Zooted

High on most likely weed
a funnier way to say high

Harry Styles was zooted you could tell because his pupils were large

by Directionergoncrazy September 3, 2020

zootedw

has massive penis

girl: zootedw?
*gets cock slapped*
zootedw: sorry didn’t see you there 😎

by Yacob Yaceves October 27, 2020

zoothing

A cross between Zen and Soothing.

Watching the heavy rainfall was quite Zoothing.

by BloodKnuckles April 19, 2021

zooter

A person smoking a phat zoot, is a zooter.

Hey look at that zooter, blazing a way.. It's a zooter life

by Herbies trismegistas June 22, 2021

Zooted

When Sandy gets really high and starts to get cringe

Yo bro I’m so zooted

by Blrmrsl December 26, 2021