get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.

Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.

by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016

Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

Anti Zoo

A person against the act of Beastiality (Animal Rape)

Us anti zoos will forever be against these people

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

Ginger Zoo

The Ginger Zoo is featured in a small forested region in Quebec City, Canada around the area of Montmorency falls and it is a free attraction to view people in their natural habitats

guy 1: I was at the zoo the other day and saw an amazing feat of burned ginger at the ginger zoo man

guy2: im gonna go tomorrow, rock on!!!

by amazingqubec September 2, 2009

Ate at the Zoo

When you eating Donkey (Ass) and pairing it with fine wines.

Me and my girl ate at the Zoo last night.

by Gonz989 December 16, 2022

Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

Queen Zoo

The term was created by Fetty Wap.

A Queen Zoo is: A female who is a huge fan of Fetty Wap. Even if she’s not a huge fan of Fetty, it could be a female that is somewhat aggressive, kinda crazy, or simply a female that’s from the zoo (the hood)

She’s a huge Fetty Wap fan, she’s definitely a Queen Zoo.

That woman is a little crazy, but in a good way. She don’t play bout me. That’s my QZ

She grew up in the hood, so she is street smart. The girl is a Queen Zoo

by Vibrant Key January 22, 2023