zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

by dikfer October 8, 2008

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zipper tie

Hanging one's member outside the zipper of one's pants in a comical fashion for the amusement of onlookers.

"I was so drunk at the bar last night I pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!"

"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"

by Jarvis Mayes November 23, 2009

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There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.

1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.

2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?

3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?

4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.

5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!

by Cockstin Lust March 29, 2011

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womb zipper

The place directly above the gunt where-in the woman will be able to produce her food babies.

Damn it woman, show me your womb zipper !

by pdxcreep December 3, 2010

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Dick Zipper

When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.

Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.

by MzPoPcOpY June 5, 2020

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