Yoga Butt

OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.

Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.

Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.

Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?

So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.

by alixDDD December 11, 2011

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Yorgi

The ultimate epitomy of a smoking hot girl

"Just hooked up with the dardy Italian yorgi last night boi "

by Snappersnoz December 5, 2015

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Yogalypse

Noun. The dystopian future where everyone is like yoga zombies wearing yoga pants, and is forcing people to become like lemmings being led towards a reimagined yogic lifestyle of unquestioned consumption of romantic, ahistorical narratives around the perceived ideal of what the world could and should become through adopting a yogic way of life.

Fuck. The yogalypse has begun! Run for hills! The yoga zombies in their yoga pants are sun saluting their way across the city turning everyone their hot yoga sweat falls on into one of them. Soon we’ll all be eating vegan kale chips while chanting ‘om’.

by psdmccartney September 1, 2018

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Yoga and Core Stretch

a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.

"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"

by corina May 26, 2004

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