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Ax Wounde

It's a pussy!
Last night I bottomed out in that Ax Wounde!
by Pussy Killa February 18, 2010
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Whore-wounds

Physical, psycological and /or finacial damage directly and or indirecrly cause by a whore.
That bitch just left you with nothing but......

... whore-wounds
by Jaggabonie909 October 23, 2022
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poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
mugGet the poon woundmug.

Wounded Gazelle

1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men.

2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.
1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."

2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."
by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022
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Wounded Lama

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.
by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010
mugGet the Wounded Lamamug.

Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"
I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.
by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008
mugGet the Wounded Soldiermug.

Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds
Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.
by vasking November 26, 2009
mugGet the Wound Care-istmug.

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