hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.

she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.

by green starfish June 5, 2010

Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"

I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.

by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008

gay wounded

A woman/man being distraught that someone they like is gay.

Woman: I really find Neil Patrick Harris attractive, why is he is gay?!

Friend: You're gay wounded aren't you?

by delightfullyanon December 2, 2013

Ass Wound

Exactly what it sounds like. a boo boo on ur ass

YOU ASS WOUND

by cherylikesnuggets November 18, 2018

exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.

Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.

by Skidgod August 26, 2019

spear wound

The act of one partner fucking another in their midriff hard enough to create a new hole, which a third partner then fucks.

Did you hear Janet got Hepatitis? Makes sense. That's what can happen when you get a spear wound run on you.

by Zelphair August 31, 2019