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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.
by LittleRune April 10, 2020
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Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right
That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...
by PB W2 February 7, 2017
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wobbly stink

varriation of the shocker, where the pinky is wobbled vigorously in the butthole
slipped my girl a "wobbly stink" yesterday... she loved it...(they always do)
by j-riggs January 24, 2011
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wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.
hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance
by ptbopete December 1, 2010
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Gender Wobbly

"Gender wobbly" describes a category of gender that does not fit the binary, but is not as general as "Genderqueer."

It is typically used to describe a person who does not feel as though they are not the gender they were assigned at birth, but lack the connection to that gender.

People who identify as "Gender wobbly" use the pronouns she/they or he/they, to indicate that they may present as one gender, but are not attached to it.
"Is Sam a boy or a girl?" "Neither, they're gender wobbly."

"Morgan's wearing a dress today, I thought she was nonbinary." "They're actually gender wobbly and today they feel like wearing a dress, but tomorrow she might prefer jeans and a t-shirt."
by mirnell September 5, 2023
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Wobble

Wobble is a term used for your best friend. Or your ship nane, what you call each other
Hi wobble, how are you
by Ayewhatsgoodmygs January 9, 2018
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