poodle leg

A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)

I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie

by Slackr002 June 22, 2016

Stallion Legs

When someone’s legs are huge and muscular like a stallion horse

Damn boi u have some great stallion legs

by ASMR/CAM GIRL November 13, 2018

Leg slapper

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.

Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!

by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 26, 2011

Leg muffins

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

by Saffronrae September 19, 2014

spagoodle legs

When a woman rides on a huge johnson and it makes her have so many multiple orgasms that they have spaghetti legs and noodle legs at the same time.

I rode that monster so long it gave me spagoodle legs.

by Dannyg247 January 18, 2017

leg dump

A jumbo leg sized turd.

Dude I gotta take a leg dump STAT, I'm sitting on a tree stump.

by Marty Mcfly10 June 4, 2016