squiggle wiggle

A word invented to try and write without laughing invented by morrisdancer...

James: S-Q-U-I *laughs*

by morrisdancer and webby December 3, 2004

the wiggles strip club

strip club at my bar

Girl 1 i watch the wiggles strip club,

girl 2 omg me too!

by Jhonny Mackarena March 9, 2021

wiggle stick;)

a pp.

homie1: yo bro, nice wiggle stick;)
homie2: thanks bro.. but she said it isnt enough,

by yikesmadi;) March 15, 2021

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

Wiggle Wert

Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.

That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.

by Supersoaker9000 April 21, 2021

Wiggle like a worm

Georgie Pig Wiggles Like A Worm That Just Got Born :)

George: Wiggles Like a WIGGLY WORM
Nobody: ...
Everybody in 2010: Mommy pig raised her son well
Everybody in 2021: Wiggle like a worm

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

Wiggle Room

The time you allot yourself to do "important things" before meeting up with your girl.

Dude 1: How'd your date go last night?

Dude 2: I almost missed it, got caught up wiggle roomin'

Dude 1: You mean Jacking o....

Dude 2: Getting important stuff done, right o

by ILiCkPoStItNoTeS May 29, 2021