Derby wife

Roller derby term. The team-mate who will ride in the ambulance with you when you break yourself.

"Tina's my derby wife, she came to hospital with me when I broke my ankle."

by DerbyDoll May 06, 2018

wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.

kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"

by luluurubu November 07, 2008

Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

wife plot

A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).

I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!

by MarionB December 23, 2022

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.

"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"

by Seshwife1000 July 03, 2018

Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck

Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!

by arakc August 10, 2011

Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

by skizzad November 30, 2017