Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.

Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!

by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024

Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.

That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm

by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020

Wide Sunny

Noun
1) The opposite of "Slim Shady"
2) An insult for somebody who tries (and fails) to imitate Eminem

Wide Sunny over here can't rap.

by IDFK_Man April 17, 2023

Wide Reciver

A girl that has fucked an entire football team. Then she goes to Starbucks and the football players put their dicks into her drink and then ejaculate for her to drink. After that they proceed to put five of their dicks into her ass, mouth, and vagina, while she give hand jobs to three dicks in each hand. When this process ends when each of her holed is about 7 inches, and he hands are sore.

That slut is such a ,Wide Reciver, Lisa Wild, aka Trevor's milk supply. Trey loves to eat penis, Ms Lantzy goes to weight watchers

by AshtonLongisawhore7205909707 October 12, 2013

Wide

When you bowl off the pitch. Commonly known as an aiden perry

See that wide. Such an aiden perry

by Lit cunt lord May 18, 2019

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Wide Butts

Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois

Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!?

Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019