Wet Hen

"Typical British slang. A 'wet hen' is bedraggled, sad and useless. Probably not as useless as a big girl's blouse, though, and better off than a lame duck." - Terry Pratchet

A wuss or a weakling.

Oh, don't be such a wet hen!

by Mego_Land February 11, 2017

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015

Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

by Feeny Boppper June 7, 2017

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

by Ian P14 March 4, 2009

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

by stamm August 31, 2003

Wet Ben

Wet Ben: When one place's a single finger in ones mouth, before inserting into companion's sphincter.

Reverse Wet Ben: When one place's a single finger into companion's sphinter, before placing said finger into one's mouth.

Last night I gave your mum a wet ben.

That wet ben was well moist.

That reverse wet ben tasted nutty, I hope you haven't been eating nuts I'm allergic.

by Crystal Methton June 15, 2009