Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022

The western spittle

when I yank your hair back and when you go to say owww I spit in your mouth

During mating season, Channings will typically start with " the western spittle" to assert dominance and control

by Aunt Fancy November 12, 2022

Western burger

When you eat The Western Bacon Chesse Burger you halfway to the bathroom 30 minutes later about to shit your pants

Grace get the fuck out of the bathroom I have a "Western burger"coming out of my ass!!!!!

by Daveyboy323 December 20, 2021

Dirty Western

Receiving a rimjob and getting a western handjob with the thumb pointed down towards the balls.

My girlfriend gave me a Dirty Western last night ,awesome!

by Superduty99 July 9, 2018

Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.

Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?

by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022