western skillet

When you contract pink eye from a dirty testicle to the eye.

I got a western skillet when I agreed to a one night stand with Chris.

by Thatkyguy September 28, 2019

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022

The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022

western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Western hills middle school

The most cringest school ever. If your name is Emily kys. This middle school is on the west side of Cranston and it’s the most whitest school to ever exist. This school is filled with kids that are never loved and it’s full of 12 year olds that wear the same black leggings everyday. The boys at this school all have the same haircut and same sense of style. All of them smoked at a age of 13 and all of them will be getting lung cancer at the age if 21. They also disrespect their parents and think fortnite and tik tok is a personality trait. Other than that this school is full of racist white ppl that think that they are important and are the main character.

Today at western hills middle school, Emily was doing tik tok dancing’s with her juul.

by Don’tConsumeCoke November 30, 2021

Spaghetti western

Getting Rick rolled by XYZBra to look up spaghetti Western

I feel stupid because I just looked up spaghetti western on urban dictionary

by XYZBra August 30, 2022

The Western Scowl

When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.

Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face

by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020