weiner plow

A weiner capable of maximum damage to the vaginal canal. Also known as WMD Weiners of Mass Destruction... whitch we all know is what George W was looking for in the Middle East

I hear John was a weiner plow, just look what he did to brianna's cunt... she'll never be the same.

by Robert Moseltov July 15, 2010

wein squeeze

v. to receive a hand job
n. hand job

Friend 1: How was your night last night with Jill?
Friend 2: It was pretty good, but I only got a wein squeeze out of the deal.

by L. Cullen April 13, 2011

weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam

"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener

by Dirt Ferguson January 3, 2014

Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade May 1, 2016

wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017