A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
by flosie August 3, 2009
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1. public- Men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. Not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers assume there's a large soft penis, even when it's all testicle movement. An actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.
2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
2. Simiprivate- Having an erection while walking (usually fast). Often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. Mostly done with some attempts to hide the penis or with hopes to be unnoticed.
Sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.
I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
I know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, "Pole walker!"
by The Riftalope November 10, 2008
Get the pole walker mug.A snuggle walker is a person that loves public displays of affection - especially while traversing by foot with his/her significant other.
A snuggle walker at times will be so touch-feely and immersed on their significant other that it becomes difficult for the recipient of said snuggle walking to actually make forward progress.
Key attributes of snuggle walking include:
- extremely tight hand-holding
- tickling
- jumping on recipients back
- rubbing the buttocks of the recipient
- baby-talking to the recipient at high decibel levels
- pushing the recipient away only to pull them in much closer
More often than not, the person accompanying a snuggle walker is NOT a huge fan. People need their personal space when traveling by foot.
A snuggle walker at times will be so touch-feely and immersed on their significant other that it becomes difficult for the recipient of said snuggle walking to actually make forward progress.
Key attributes of snuggle walking include:
- extremely tight hand-holding
- tickling
- jumping on recipients back
- rubbing the buttocks of the recipient
- baby-talking to the recipient at high decibel levels
- pushing the recipient away only to pull them in much closer
More often than not, the person accompanying a snuggle walker is NOT a huge fan. People need their personal space when traveling by foot.
Joe: Hey dude, that girl you took out is hot. How did your date go last night?
Ryan: Yea, you're right she's hot, and everything about her is perfect, EXCEPT when we were walking from the Olive Garden to the Dave & Busters she was a total snuggle walker. That's a deal breaker!
Ryan: Yea, you're right she's hot, and everything about her is perfect, EXCEPT when we were walking from the Olive Garden to the Dave & Busters she was a total snuggle walker. That's a deal breaker!
by The Jammy February 5, 2010
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by Chazz K. December 9, 2008
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by Ron Erickson September 30, 2006
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