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Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?
by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Waffling the Pancakesmug.

Waffle fin

The unmoisturised out layer of a ladies vajayjay
After vacating the river rapids at hurricane harbour Sanjay adjusts his speedos, turns to his wife Geeta and gasped....! GEETA.... I CAN SEE UR WAFFLE FIN
by Himmy homez February 14, 2012
mugGet the Waffle finmug.

donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)
"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"
by Dean Webb October 27, 2004
mugGet the donkey on a wafflemug.

Poop Waffle

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.
Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house
by snazzyypp January 17, 2015
mugGet the Poop Wafflemug.

Strawberry Waffle

The act of ordering a sissy ass menu item and acting like your still a man.
Joel are you ordering that strawberry waffle again? Gosh your such a woman!
by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009
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Rofl Waffle

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!
Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!
by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009
mugGet the Rofl Wafflemug.

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008
mugGet the Belgian Wafflemug.

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