a landmine
by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019

by Disabled puppy September 13, 2025

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.
“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.
“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020

by me awesome true September 10, 2020

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.
by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021
